Are you a Dactyl?

[abu nuwas]

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Anyone? Is it helpful?

I'm an antibacchius.

'Helpful' has never been associated with any aspect of poetics; why start now?

A trochee is a trochee, fine,
that's all quite good and well;
But dibrach, iamb, spondee too?
Well fucking bloody hell.

There's always one. I should keep that sort of thing under my hat, if I were you. And don't just delete the confession; throw the hard-drive into a furnace.