Are you a Dactyl?

[abu nuwas]

I'm at best a half foot in anyone's scheme - dale




Paul is dead

Don't vex yourself, Dale. Average man is 13cm.

But it doesn't stop with names, as Le-ANNE just noted; or even religions. There is sport! She will have noted the trochaic similarity underpinning the Old Firm -- Rangers, and Celtic are as one! On the other hand, in proper football, you have ARSE-en-al and MAN-chester and LIV-er-pool. Three out of top four are dactyls! See? Taking over the world!

A few people of a spondaic bent creep about, but in sport, it makes a statement. ALL BLACKS; SPRING-BOKS WHITE SOX . As long as no fool starts prefixing with article or something.

I am onto something alright: a teaching -aid for millions. Yet my anastrophic judgment is challenged. For shame!