Selfish

[Wjames]

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

Should "butt" ever be replaced?

OK, I vote for "although".

Although my cock’s a single inch,
man that hurts to write,
I'll take it out and when it grows,
all the girls will fight!

Funny poem W
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a heater,
and every time it turned around,
it burned it's little peter!
Paul is dead




A dictator!

Yes, I do suppose although is more natural than "but though", I'll give it a switch.

Googling that poem brought me to a wonderful website with tonnes of those, my favorite of which:

Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it grunting.
She led it up the garden path,
And kicked its fucking cunt in.
But does he have his shoes?