Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ChristopherSea]

my two teenagers, how they loved their porn,
they’d leave it lying round-
glossy pages of fannies and penises
and titties I have found.
The most scandalous book I ever owned
and kept under the bed
was a collection of lewd limericks
that made my cheeks go red.

you leave that glossy fanny
lying around
I'm adding it to my collection
under the bed