NaPM April 26 2014

[ellajam]

Yes it is true in my younger years,
when I’d not learned moderation,
I’d down the brew quicker than you,
as though I had no patience.
Then at those times my stomach would heave
and I’d begin to falter,
so I get down on my knees and pray,
at the porcelain altar. .
Then the next day, I’d wake and say,
can’t stand without leaning,
And then I’d plead, “Be a dear,
and give the toilet a cleaning!”

ha, that must have gone over well.