04-26-2014, 05:01 AM
Meatball disaster
Take one fresh lake
and bring it to the boil
on six gas mains,
strip willow leaves
from a hundred trees,
cut away their trunks
drop in the branches
then slowly blanch,
on three gas mains.
One herd of cows
per each meatball,
a suggestion is to use ten,
mixed inside a hurricane blender.
Next turn up the sun
and fry them in their own fat,
at Nevada on the salt lake flats.
(no seasoning required)
Once the meat is completely cooked,
turn down the sun to a simmer.
Scoop out the Superbowl
and wash clean with a flood,
then dry with several cyclones.
Use a large satellite dish
to sieve the tender branches
squeeze three Italian tomato plantations
and mix in gently
with a twisted railroad track.
Place all inside the superbowl,
add the meatballs and garnish,
with the willow leaves
you saved earlier.
Recipe by : Mother Nature
Take one fresh lake
and bring it to the boil
on six gas mains,
strip willow leaves
from a hundred trees,
cut away their trunks
drop in the branches
then slowly blanch,
on three gas mains.
One herd of cows
per each meatball,
a suggestion is to use ten,
mixed inside a hurricane blender.
Next turn up the sun
and fry them in their own fat,
at Nevada on the salt lake flats.
(no seasoning required)
Once the meat is completely cooked,
turn down the sun to a simmer.
Scoop out the Superbowl
and wash clean with a flood,
then dry with several cyclones.
Use a large satellite dish
to sieve the tender branches
squeeze three Italian tomato plantations
and mix in gently
with a twisted railroad track.
Place all inside the superbowl,
add the meatballs and garnish,
with the willow leaves
you saved earlier.
Recipe by : Mother Nature
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