04-25-2014, 05:41 PM
No Cough – No job!
A trumpet sound reverberated through the lounge,
turning Sandhurst’s hallowed academy grounds
upside-down. Mirth was leaking from open mouths,
as peculating gas - fan aided, did the rounds.
The subaltern slowly stood and looked around,
tasked with passing the colonel a cucumber round,
in his forward recline, the action had confounded
his tight wound buttocks. Could he remain uncrowned?
A trumpet sound reverberated through the lounge,
turning Sandhurst’s hallowed academy grounds
upside-down. Mirth was leaking from open mouths,
as peculating gas - fan aided, did the rounds.
The subaltern slowly stood and looked around,
tasked with passing the colonel a cucumber round,
in his forward recline, the action had confounded
his tight wound buttocks. Could he remain uncrowned?

