NaPM April 24 2014

[ChristopherSea]

a compilation with some exaggeration

Laboratory Blues

My deadlines are upon me,
but the data's nowhere 'round.
Microscope must be broken,
there's no virus to be found.

Let me tell you woman-
I got la-bor-a-tory blues.


Forgot Avogadro's number,
unsure of Molarities;
my enzymes are denatured,
so reactions won't proceed.

Come help me lady-
I hate la-bor-a-tory blues.


Broke all my pyrex beakers.
I spilt acid on my pants.
My hair just caught on fire.
All results just happenstance.

Please comfort me lover-
soothe these la-bor-a-tory blues.


Got three female assistants
that won't work under me.
Some lab rats tried to bite me;
there's a rodent mutiny.

Listen to me baby-
can't do la-bor-a-tory blues.

No lie, pretty mama-
must lose la-bor-a-tory blues.