04-22-2014, 11:08 PM
The dark room den
It could have been penned by Enid Blyton,
a bunch of kids finding a secret panel,
peeling back the carpet in the pantry,
a hidden door to the houses underbelly
we even had a dog.
Through a small wooden frame we found our room
carpeted with an off-cut from the last years lounge
this quickly became our hideaway,
furnished with bits from the rubbish tip,
complete with candles and a tape recorder.
It was from that control centre our cases were solved,
neatly wrote up and filed in a box,
including the mystery of the milk bottle tops.
When neighbours complained of damage done early
by visiting vandals or something more scary.
I would just like to say that I’m here to report
and the dark room mob would swear this in court.
That while number 10 slept away with their dreams,
it was a sparrow that had it away with their cream.
It could have been penned by Enid Blyton,
a bunch of kids finding a secret panel,
peeling back the carpet in the pantry,
a hidden door to the houses underbelly
we even had a dog.
Through a small wooden frame we found our room
carpeted with an off-cut from the last years lounge
this quickly became our hideaway,
furnished with bits from the rubbish tip,
complete with candles and a tape recorder.
It was from that control centre our cases were solved,
neatly wrote up and filed in a box,
including the mystery of the milk bottle tops.
When neighbours complained of damage done early
by visiting vandals or something more scary.
I would just like to say that I’m here to report
and the dark room mob would swear this in court.
That while number 10 slept away with their dreams,
it was a sparrow that had it away with their cream.
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