Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

A salty young lass from down under,
Wielded words willy-nilly asunder.
We brayed at her spray,
But fell prey to her play:
Her thunder, our whimper, her plunder.


Sheilas from down under, they play
on the beach in bikinis all day.
The men are all bludgers
who wear budgie smugglers
to hide their old fellows away

*budgie smugglers – tight-fitting men’s bathers