The Guy in Apartment 33

[ChristopherSea]

Ok, that will need to be completely revised...
It was 10 syllables long, but what makes it iambic is that every other syllable is a "hard" syllable correct?

Get yourself a copy of Paradise Lost. By the time you finish it (thousands of lines), the rhythm of blank iambic pentameter verse will have you marching to the beat. I like how your story itself has a metrical quality.