Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

The bull how it glowed with strange light
Pasiphae thought it looked quite alright-
‘You handsome white bovine
You surely shall be mine’
(And that was all done in plain sight)



Pasiphae loved the Cretan Bull white
(Poseidon had cursed her alright!)
Invented Daedalus
a way to it’s phallus
for her which she used with delight.

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Pasiphae loved the Cretan Bull white
(Poseidon had cursed her alright!)
Invented Daedalus
A way to it’s phallus
for her which she used with delight.




Poseidon's delight was the sea
And taking the virginity
Of maidens and men-
No surprise then
His bewildering family tree.