Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

I once was a drunken old sot,
I drank lots of beer, and smoked pot,
like drinking a fin,
don't know where I'd been,
and I'm thinking I'd rather as not!



I’d rather as not tell you why
On the bed with you I won’t lie-
Don’t know where you've been
And Its probably a sin...
Don’t bother unbuttoning your fly.