Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ChristopherSea]

There once was a woman named Sadie
she was a very nice lady,
she had a big ass,
made it hard to pass,
her donkey was just too damn lazy.

I did not
you drunken old sot.
you'd best do the lookin'
for I need not!

He shot up smack,
his home too,
all from huffing
that nasty glue!


drunken old sot Sadie
shot herself in frustration
to responding to Dale's three