First limerick attempt

[tectak]

Aye but once a drunkard possessin' great odor
Would find some raunchy lass with little candor.
By night he'd stagger home to the woods
Invite gals to his cabin for steak, beer, and “goods”
No surprise, then, once woke he with a real cur.

Edit one

Once a drunkard possessin' great odor
Would find some raunchy lass of no candor.
They'd stagger home to the woods
At night for beer, steak and “goods”
No surprise, then, once woke he with a real cur. AAAARrRggHh!

Look, I don't do this for just anybody but you are like a thing possessed!

A drunkard with dog-body odor
found a bitch with no morals or candor.( your poem!)
In his shack in the woods
he boned her real good
and woke with a cur...but still owed her.

Sheesh, I'm too good to you!
Best,
tectak
( Everydog has its day...and dogs with short tails have weak ends)