NaPM April 6 2014

[Truerenigma]

Jean

Why did you run off with my jeans
and leave me in Room 113?
You left my wallet and the keys
it's cold outside I'm gonna freeze -
why did you run off?

You could have taken everything
and snuck out easily unseen
but I am left to face the breeze
without my pants, so tell me please -
why did you run off?

You took the towels and linens, Jean.
The shower curtains see-through, jeez
this is so embarrassing
they all can see my twig and beans
I'm on my knees, so tell me please -
why did you run off?