Backfire
I'd like to kill the stupid tool who played
the April fool who dropped a baby grand.
Three floors it fell; to fuckin' Hell i went
not heaven sent as i had hoped would be
the case I'd packed was laced with sin
from previous pranks, ranks on rank
The stinking horse manure and bucket
stank the house out for a week.
to seek the chicken carcas hid behind the stove
took four or more and now that damn piano
that fell upon my stupid head
Look at me, a proper april fool.
I'd like to kill the stupid tool who played
the April fool who dropped a baby grand.
Three floors it fell; to fuckin' Hell i went
not heaven sent as i had hoped would be
the case I'd packed was laced with sin
from previous pranks, ranks on rank
The stinking horse manure and bucket
stank the house out for a week.
to seek the chicken carcas hid behind the stove
took four or more and now that damn piano
that fell upon my stupid head
Look at me, a proper april fool.