04-02-2014, 07:42 AM
I heard it said...
I heard it said there were four golden tablets in a hill,
where old Joe Smith, the farmer's boy, translated God's own will.
He skipped to tell poor Elsie, who'd been playing through her lenses
with a Turk that made light work of all of her defenses.
He came upon the stony brook behind his little home
when a mermaid came to shore delivering a bone.
—what's all this, said old Joe Smith, a distant cousin, surely!
But as old cousins come and go, he's looking rather poorly.
—I'll take him back and dust him down and read him his last rights
in the shed, beside Ray's bed, filmed in grainy black and white.
But, just then a 10 foot giant came charging up the way,
knocking fairies left and right and shouting:
—I'm Keyser fucking Soze!
I heard it said there were four golden tablets in a hill,
where old Joe Smith, the farmer's boy, translated God's own will.
He skipped to tell poor Elsie, who'd been playing through her lenses
with a Turk that made light work of all of her defenses.
He came upon the stony brook behind his little home
when a mermaid came to shore delivering a bone.
—what's all this, said old Joe Smith, a distant cousin, surely!
But as old cousins come and go, he's looking rather poorly.
—I'll take him back and dust him down and read him his last rights
in the shed, beside Ray's bed, filmed in grainy black and white.
But, just then a 10 foot giant came charging up the way,
knocking fairies left and right and shouting:
—I'm Keyser fucking Soze!