Raise the standard

[abu nuwas]

Well hello there, Edward. I saw a subtext once -- I'm sure it was Japanese, and completely innocent. No penguins were harmed.

I do hope your new laptop is suitably protected.

My lap-top certainly is! It demands the most sensitive protection possible, and gets it. Otherwise, it gets covered in sticky white stuff, or sometimes pink, and strawberry flavoured, like yoghurt. Or actual yoghurt. It has a very bad response if I have been eating asparagus, and hates it when I tell it that will just have to suck it up.