Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings
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Yankees are like hemorrhoids, pain in the butt when they come down and always a relief when they go back up. Irritation

Lord, pull that down! we can see clear to the Promised Land. Could use a bit more clothes for coverage. MIL would say this to one of her daughters all the time, was quite the family, 11 girls and 5 boys.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. liars

But now we need to define a southern person, anyone south of I-10.

Busy as a one legged cat in a sandbox.

Used to do a lot of work in an area populated with Cajun people, one of them gave me a nickname bebette, said it was a good name for me. Then one day we were having drinks at a bar and he used it, then another one said, why did he call you a dick. I looked at him shrug, and said he told me it was a nickname. The person who gave me the name said it was because one day when he couldn't get he plotter to work, that I laughed at him and said that is because you have it on the other side world, and it can't figure out where it is. I changed a few things to tell it where it was, but the name seemed to stick.


Messages In This Thread
Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by Mitya - 11-25-2013, 11:52 AM
RE: Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by Leanne - 11-25-2013, 04:50 PM
RE: Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by Mitya - 11-26-2013, 01:15 AM
RE: Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by milo - 11-26-2013, 03:22 AM
RE: Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by milo - 11-26-2013, 04:35 AM
RE: Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by Mitya - 11-26-2013, 05:18 AM
RE: Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by milo - 01-06-2014, 02:24 PM
RE: Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by Regallis - 01-06-2014, 02:19 PM
RE: Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by billy - 01-06-2014, 02:40 PM
RE: Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by billy - 01-06-2014, 02:55 PM
RE: Pithy Axioms & Southern Sayings - by Regallis - 01-06-2014, 03:17 PM



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