01-05-2014, 08:24 AM
I could be Superman or the Hulk, and I wouldn't bump my arse when I came down. Mortals are left on the ground and he is laughing from above, and they have bad eye sight. To outrun a gun, or could this be a camera because its like posing for a picture. You can't kill a picture.
Pushing a locomotive, yes that was part of Superman because he was stronger, but it could also mean to save fuel. Tempered steel is flexible and strong, but can also still break. If the earth burned white, it would end up a pile of cinders. Superman was a writer, though one wonders if he was any good.
Deed could mean claiming a spot in life, script a actor in a play, or the ones that played Superman. I don't recall him every singing, but maybe he did with Lois Lane, he did turn back time for her.
Bane being the one that has broken the bat, so he would be the opposite of bane and shows the world he cares. For me his only doubts seem to center around Lois Lane. Neuters kryptonite, well don't recall ever seeing a way to change that from having a major effect on his strength. He would keep his underwear in the top drawer.
Find this being the funny side of what Superman would be if he were a comedian with super powers. But since I see this as being a comedian wishing he had superpowers, so he could get more women in bars. Just my thoughts. X-ray vision wouldn't help much since its made to see bones.
Pushing a locomotive, yes that was part of Superman because he was stronger, but it could also mean to save fuel. Tempered steel is flexible and strong, but can also still break. If the earth burned white, it would end up a pile of cinders. Superman was a writer, though one wonders if he was any good.
Deed could mean claiming a spot in life, script a actor in a play, or the ones that played Superman. I don't recall him every singing, but maybe he did with Lois Lane, he did turn back time for her.
Bane being the one that has broken the bat, so he would be the opposite of bane and shows the world he cares. For me his only doubts seem to center around Lois Lane. Neuters kryptonite, well don't recall ever seeing a way to change that from having a major effect on his strength. He would keep his underwear in the top drawer.
Find this being the funny side of what Superman would be if he were a comedian with super powers. But since I see this as being a comedian wishing he had superpowers, so he could get more women in bars. Just my thoughts. X-ray vision wouldn't help much since its made to see bones.