12-12-2013, 10:50 AM
I'm Happy with my Christmas Hat
The neurotic embryonic
made its bee-line for the gate
seems it got a little panic
and couldn't wait to wait.
It came across a Boy Scout knife
and fell into the sea
where it got sewn into gloves for Mom
and a Christmas hat for me!
I'm happy with my Christmas hat
as it talks to me in bed
and whispers of Pat Robertson
and how it misses Fred.
Fred's the name it gives you see
to the dog it never gotted
because it felt against a blade
and all its future clotted.
dmh
Santa left Momma holding the bag
three boys and one elf who dresses in drag.
Rudolph's no help, he eats yellow snow
and Vixen's just fixin' to give tars a blow.
They all gather round the honeynut tree
to rut (well; they're reindeer!) in X-mas debris.
Woe is to Mommy! Woe to the brats!
And whoa you damn reindeer, you're humping the cats!
Who knows how to stop them? Who gives a hung sock?
Mom's opportunity, and Daddy just knocked!
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dmh (Dale Houstman)
The neurotic embryonic
made its bee-line for the gate
seems it got a little panic
and couldn't wait to wait.
It came across a Boy Scout knife
and fell into the sea
where it got sewn into gloves for Mom
and a Christmas hat for me!
I'm happy with my Christmas hat
as it talks to me in bed
and whispers of Pat Robertson
and how it misses Fred.
Fred's the name it gives you see
to the dog it never gotted
because it felt against a blade
and all its future clotted.
dmh
Santa left Momma holding the bag
three boys and one elf who dresses in drag.
Rudolph's no help, he eats yellow snow
and Vixen's just fixin' to give tars a blow.
They all gather round the honeynut tree
to rut (well; they're reindeer!) in X-mas debris.
Woe is to Mommy! Woe to the brats!
And whoa you damn reindeer, you're humping the cats!
Who knows how to stop them? Who gives a hung sock?
Mom's opportunity, and Daddy just knocked!
************
dmh (Dale Houstman)