we need a forum for beginners.

[milo]

I like dragons. Don't make them eat rubbish food.

We don't have moderators so that other members can be excused the need for interaction on the site -- mods are exceedingly busy just making sure that everything runs smoothly, and occasionally making sure that their bikini lines are smooth also.

milo sometimes says rather clever things, but it's best not to encourage him. He gets excited and then all of a sudden there's another incident and all the butter is gone.

You are just jealous because I traded that worthless cow for this book of clever sayings. Now give me the goddamn butter, Leanne! Billy got that for us all to share! And stop using it to shave your legs.