11-01-2013, 10:00 PM
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of shoes, I will
fear no bedevilment: for thou, supreme paw, art with me; thy claw
and thy pad, they comfort me in the presence of mine own socks,
as well as the socks of others, for YOU give unto me the power
to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the powers of falsifiers
and fabulists and nothing shall, by any means, aggrieve my humble
sentience for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever
and ever or at least to the extent that you correlate with shoe size.
And yes, Billy: I too, reserve the right to disagree with anything
on principle, especially the stuff that is utter rubbish because
the idiot writing it ignored my ignorance to the extent that I
couldn't make shoes or paws out of it though maybe there's
an exception when it comes to porker's ears.
a brightly colored fungus that grows in bark inclusions