A Likely Story

[jringo_]

I see your eyes dart
down,
to the left.Great opening. Begs the question, "why?" I read to find out.

I was born
infinite yesterdays ago.Delete this stanza

You will be able to fool me
when you can catch a fly,Why the comma?
with chopsticks,
on your first try.

Grasshopper, grasshopper...
Your eyes are translucent.
I hardly need to sqint,Squit. Typo
to see exactly what I'm looking for.

A bluff.

Go ahead sir.
Buy some more chips.
I'll be here all night.

I am a nocturnal shark,
and you, sir, are a sleeping tuna.Lulz

This reads as a series of one liners, each stanza being one line. And they don't tie together. My question in the beginning was never answered, but I don't seem to care. If that's what you're going for, well done! Otherwise, I'm confused.