A Likely Story

[ScurryFunger]

I see your eyes dart
down,
to the left.

I was born
infinite yesterdays ago.

You will be able to fool me
when you can catch a fly,
with chopsticks,
on your first try.

Grasshopper, grasshopper...
Your eyes are translucent.
I hardly need to sqint,
to see exactly what I'm looking for.

A bluff.

Go ahead sir.
Buy some more chips.
I'll be here all night.

I am a nocturnal shark,
and you, sir, are a sleeping tuna.

I just kept thinking about Mr Myagi and then in the next line, David Carradine, was it meant to be an homage to the martial artists of film and tv?

Poker, night time feeders, fish in a can, what what what.

lol

Ahhhh, a likely story!