Faith in the Greenwich God...a rewrite for trueenigma

[tectak]

"Should I move this to novice?" Yes!

"chaps" are something you wear on your legs so the bushes don't sting you.

Chaps often shoot champagne bottles do they? They hate the French that much?

"Shogun" a bicycle?

"angry moose"? Really? Shades of Teddy!

This is almost funny.

Dale

Thank god...it is supposed to be almost funny!
Whooshh!