semi-automatic potato

[ScurryFunger]

my country tis of thee.
when?

the human head weighs eight pounds.
and then?

do i make any sense?
no.

why did we break up?
ho.

am i a potato?
yes, semi-automatic.

why say that?
what would you say if i hadn't?

I'm sure this has some deep meaning that no one else will 'get' apart from you, spud guns are always fun.

I think the bitterness of 'ho' is apparent, I find it's best just to smell a bit lemony instead. (Although some would argue that all women are 'ho's').

I didn't understand the first lines, perhaps you could change it to something more universally understood.

Do I make any sense?
no