08-13-2013, 04:06 AM
Now when I use my backyard as a toilet at night, I cover it with leaves. I've heard they make robot flies that have cameras in them. But for all I know, the leaves might have cameras in them. They might even stick cameras in the shit. Or cameras might be sneaking into me when I'm out there. But I don't think so....They may be recording my late night monologues with tapeworms. So I figured I'd might as well write them down and post them online, save them the trouble.