if you want to write haiku (limerick)

[rayheinrich]

I am already full, sam-I-am
though I'm sure those are great eggs and ham
shill your 10-second verse
in your train thread, or worse
fill the whole forum with haiku spam.

A masterful master Ms. Ma'am,
had her heart set on green eggs and ham.
When in came a sonnet
and took a shit on it
(iambic pentameter spam).

A man who loves long words that rhyme,
great bunches that jangle and chime;
fill his head full of noise,
he can't hear the clear joys
that make pond, frog, and water sublime.