Am I Dead?

[rowens]

Well, this one seems to be making some real progress. Though I keep having the paranoid delusion myself that there's two of you out there somewhere, smoking too much. Cigarettes make me paranoid too. Worse than grass, which makes me hear people's thoughts and travel in time when cut with the kind of worms that only live off centaur dung.

I like where you're heading with these neofever jives. Take the comma out of the "seizures" line, if you want. And keep carving out your sickness till you have something.