Just screwing around here, not to be taken seriously.

[milo]

"What's that?
hell, it's full-lipped phil,
my frill-nipped pal
from Bryant Hill."

"Yes, you fool! he's
tipped a spell
of whiskey drips
and fell pell-mell!"

"No, you don't say
philip's fallen
I here the bells,
St. Martin's callin'"

"Yes, I'm sorry,
philip fell
he tripped
his lips
now spall the well."