If it's the last thing I do

[Keith]

You try sticking a dart in a card,
it’s hard.
It’s ok dad I don’t need a teddy.

Throwing a hoop over some loot,
isn't cute.
It’s ok dad I don’t want a teddy

Hurling a bean bag is a coconut blag,
quite sad.
Dad, I said no teddy!

This crappy air gun couldn’t kill or stun,
no fun
I don’t want a teddy

Hey were in luck here’s the ducks,
give me that hook
I told you I’d get you a teddy;


I wanted the big white one.