Don't trust google translate

[Magpie]

Ok, this one just cracked me right up. I'm still giggling
Bad google translate! Of course I can't remember any examples right now (bad memory!), but many a time has google translate mislead me.
Excellent ending stanza, and a hilarious read.
Thanks.

Thank you Volaticus,
Glad that you liked it. The mad thing about it is that they thought I'd cracked up, if I could go back and relive it I would just pretend that I had seen an Ethiopian, and that would of been even funnier.