My soul's a Jazz lady dressed in a color of sad tonight

[rowens]

You have to have some sense of seasonal tradition when you go about your business. Or else you'll look silly, like Marilyn Manson.

Plus, even when it's dark and cold in the early spring months, my beard grows faster, and I seem to have a greater supply of semen to motivate me to leave the house.

So it's a worthwhile occasion, the springtime.