If I want gentle criticism, I'll go to my creative obelisk weaving class

[milo]

My cuticles are worked and raw,
the reeds are splintered, the weave is mangled
an obelisk is not a shape
for weaving, just too many angles.

"Your points are all disjointed!"
points out Janey, self-anointed
queen of bamboo tuck 'n weave,
"you've got to draw the edges flat!"

Sadie has just noticed that
my sides are warped and wavy
and an obelisk should lay flat,
"It looks more like a rubber mat!"

And Caroline, that fucking bitch,
openly flaunts her seven-year-itch,
thinks it's time to make her pass,
she cups her palm and grips my ass,
"It's my opinion, you didn't ask it,
but maybe you should weave a basket."