04-25-2013, 02:47 PM
How to always get along with your spouse:
1) Interview all your prospective parents:
Do they have a five year plan?
2) When once you’ve grown and go to school,
attend your lessons and repeat, repeat, repeat
your lists until you’ve learned it all.
3) Go to college, or go to university
(are they the same? I wouldn’t know).
Or go to trade school, if you have good hands.
4) Party.
5) Get a job that pays well; one that can maintain
your (rather) expensive hobbies
(like collecting vintage dildos).
6) Laugh with friends and fuck often.
And when all these conditions are in place, then:
7) Don’t get married.
1) Interview all your prospective parents:
Do they have a five year plan?
2) When once you’ve grown and go to school,
attend your lessons and repeat, repeat, repeat
your lists until you’ve learned it all.
3) Go to college, or go to university
(are they the same? I wouldn’t know).
Or go to trade school, if you have good hands.
4) Party.
5) Get a job that pays well; one that can maintain
your (rather) expensive hobbies
(like collecting vintage dildos).
6) Laugh with friends and fuck often.
And when all these conditions are in place, then:
7) Don’t get married.