How Not to Open Champagne
Place on a counter
kissed by summer.
Let dry like
fallen leaves.
Take James Bond's advice
on alcoholic agitation.
The bottle is like a telescope.
Look into the cork. Pretend to see guests.
Clench cork between incisors and pull
Teeth are nature's pliers.
Place on a counter
kissed by summer.
Let dry like
fallen leaves.
Take James Bond's advice
on alcoholic agitation.
The bottle is like a telescope.
Look into the cork. Pretend to see guests.
Clench cork between incisors and pull
Teeth are nature's pliers.
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson