04-23-2013, 07:17 AM
Airborne Assault on Parliament
With whiskey, beans and butterscotch
and my grandfather's pocketwatch
an owl a stoat and I
stole passage on a washing tub
and fat with courage and our grub
we rode it to the sky.
As we approached the old clocktower
the owl was the first to cower
to spread his wings and fly.
When rockets shook our little boat
I trembled but that clever stoat
he kept us floating high.
Still merchants tired of our games
and plunged us to the river Thames
my friend, the stoat, and I.
With whiskey, beans and butterscotch
and my grandfather's pocketwatch
an owl a stoat and I
stole passage on a washing tub
and fat with courage and our grub
we rode it to the sky.
As we approached the old clocktower
the owl was the first to cower
to spread his wings and fly.
When rockets shook our little boat
I trembled but that clever stoat
he kept us floating high.
Still merchants tired of our games
and plunged us to the river Thames
my friend, the stoat, and I.