NaPM April 10 2013

[UnicornRainbowCake]

Manchester; of the football, the United
and the city. A shitty city at best,
that beat us two one, at home.
To have their blueness forced upon me
didn't last too long;
twelve points adrift with seven games to go.
they could only retain their status in the game
by signing God and his twelve apostles.
That would be a real miracle.
God's a red devil and so are his disciples.

Manchester!

I always try to avoid it like the plague, spend most of my time in Leeds instead

Last time I went I had a low blood sugar in the middle of a pub when the derby match was on...