04-11-2013, 02:28 AM
I did attempt a serious one regarding Persephone, for the record...
Only Fools and Wooden Horses
I've got splinters up my arse.
My shoulder pads are chafing
I'm sitting in a wooden box
when I'd rather be out raping
"Are we there yet?" One asks
"My shoulder is getting worse-"
"Shut up" the general cries
"There's not a window in this horse!"
We're going to ambush the enemy
(Or so they say, the bastards)
While the leaders sit in their carriages
Getting right and royally plastered
Someone else has just thrown up -
Glory my arse, all this is going to bring
Is a few chaffed sores upon my prick
above two sweaty little kings.
Only Fools and Wooden Horses
I've got splinters up my arse.
My shoulder pads are chafing
I'm sitting in a wooden box
when I'd rather be out raping
"Are we there yet?" One asks
"My shoulder is getting worse-"
"Shut up" the general cries
"There's not a window in this horse!"
We're going to ambush the enemy
(Or so they say, the bastards)
While the leaders sit in their carriages
Getting right and royally plastered
Someone else has just thrown up -
Glory my arse, all this is going to bring
Is a few chaffed sores upon my prick
above two sweaty little kings.
- Amy
(You wouldn't be surprised to know my parents did not christen me UnicornRainbowCake.)
(You wouldn't be surprised to know my parents did not christen me UnicornRainbowCake.)