When a Bear Shits in the Woods
Pine trees will chafe, and there’s no pleasant smell.
Cones might get lodged up the anus as well.
Every meal eaten will make this recur.
What you must do when shit sticks to your fur.
Rabbits drop pellets in neat, little piles.
Their coats are like clouds that drift through these trials.
There must be a secret I can infer.
What you must do when shit sticks to your fur.
No problems remain for waste that I pass,
each fuzzy lop is a rag for my ass.
Try it yourself, and I’m sure you’ll concur.
What you must do when shit sticks to your fur.
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Source: A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no and the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Pine trees will chafe, and there’s no pleasant smell.
Cones might get lodged up the anus as well.
Every meal eaten will make this recur.
What you must do when shit sticks to your fur.
Rabbits drop pellets in neat, little piles.
Their coats are like clouds that drift through these trials.
There must be a secret I can infer.
What you must do when shit sticks to your fur.
No problems remain for waste that I pass,
each fuzzy lop is a rag for my ass.
Try it yourself, and I’m sure you’ll concur.
What you must do when shit sticks to your fur.
~~~
Source: A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no and the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson