04-04-2013, 06:32 PM
No time at mo might be back later.
Meanwhile here's some of the oldest jokes around set to corny verse and music - enjoy!
Fred Wedlock. (Uk folk [ish!] singer)
The Plumber song http://www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=21349
Listen whilst I tell you all a tale about a plumber
Who worked hard, day and night, in winter and in summer
Until one day he told his wife 'I hope I'm not a sinner'
'Tonight I'll have an evening out, at the regimental dinner'.
Just as he was setting out and whilst the taxi waited,
The 'phone bell rang, at the other end, the doctor, agitated.
'I need your help' the doctor cried tonight we have a party,
'The upstairs loo has sprung a leak, please get round here smartly'.
The plumber cussed, but the doctor said 'we all must do our duty'
So round to the doctors house he sped, feeling rather snooty.
He dropped three aspirins down the pan without a word of warning
And said 'if their ain't no improvement, call I in the morning'.
(There are also some of his other efforts at this link; classics such as The vicar and the Chior boy).
I've been subjected to these for years because this bloke went to hubby's school and came back to do concerts...so I don't see why other should not have to share my pain.
AJ.
Meanwhile here's some of the oldest jokes around set to corny verse and music - enjoy!
Fred Wedlock. (Uk folk [ish!] singer)
The Plumber song http://www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=21349
Listen whilst I tell you all a tale about a plumber
Who worked hard, day and night, in winter and in summer
Until one day he told his wife 'I hope I'm not a sinner'
'Tonight I'll have an evening out, at the regimental dinner'.
Just as he was setting out and whilst the taxi waited,
The 'phone bell rang, at the other end, the doctor, agitated.
'I need your help' the doctor cried tonight we have a party,
'The upstairs loo has sprung a leak, please get round here smartly'.
The plumber cussed, but the doctor said 'we all must do our duty'
So round to the doctors house he sped, feeling rather snooty.
He dropped three aspirins down the pan without a word of warning
And said 'if their ain't no improvement, call I in the morning'.
(There are also some of his other efforts at this link; classics such as The vicar and the Chior boy).
I've been subjected to these for years because this bloke went to hubby's school and came back to do concerts...so I don't see why other should not have to share my pain.
AJ.