04-03-2013, 11:40 AM
Well, here you go. Sorry? 
Seriously, who knew I'd have trouble writing about a cartoon?
You older folks might not know who this is. Get with it!
Pour a drink:
Gulp!
“Hey, a hooker!”
“Here’s my gun!”
I’m pushing rope.
Her cooch is shaking.
Pam’s ass is bacon,
best I’ve had.
“No! Mother’s cooch!”
My sides are quakin’:
“Man hands,
hold my gun!”
“Gin” “Rum”
Whichever
will make me numb.
My suits are tailored
by butler, trippin’ balls,
while daddy
may have died by fork.
“Where’s my gun?”
“Rum!”
Barry banged my girl,
and mother calls me Duchess!
Seriously, who knew I'd have trouble writing about a cartoon?
You older folks might not know who this is. Get with it!
Pour a drink:
Gulp!
“Hey, a hooker!”
“Here’s my gun!”
I’m pushing rope.
Her cooch is shaking.
Pam’s ass is bacon,
best I’ve had.
“No! Mother’s cooch!”
My sides are quakin’:
“Man hands,
hold my gun!”
“Gin” “Rum”
Whichever
will make me numb.
My suits are tailored
by butler, trippin’ balls,
while daddy
may have died by fork.
“Where’s my gun?”
“Rum!”
Barry banged my girl,
and mother calls me Duchess!