oxymoronic candies

[billy]

Mes jeux sont faites, ma messe est dite,
ma carotte d'amour est cuite,
ou si vous préférez: I, Moi , je suis
dirty, broke'n broken and beautifullly free-fucked up
and I give a fuck if that makes you puke,
my sweet sweet reader,
but otherwise I'm pretty pimp pink porn star – fine.

Alliterations anyone? If you want them to cum in a bundle
I ll make an extra price for just you. ,-)



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explaining my French:
I fool around with 3 idioms here, that mean exactly the same, but because I am me I tweaked them:

so let us start:
the idiom in question is the first Les jeux sont faites (as a metaphor: it is too late)

ma messe est dite, (correct would hav been: la messe etc means literally: the subday church Mass is over and the xtian sheep are not allowed to return to their troughs.

ma carotte d'amour est cuite, <--- this is one is too porn for you.
the correct idiom is: les carottes sont cuites = dinner's ready


cheers

yes, but what does the poem say, toms okay because he can read it. i haven't a clue. i do understand what the last one said because you told me what it meant, which sort of does away with the need for feedback