03-01-2013, 05:39 AM
A thing of beauty makes men jealous forever. And I'm not talking about the poetry, I'm talking about the thing. It's better not to fuck a hipster with anything, as long as he's getting laid he'll still feel that the work he's doing is worth a damn. You fuck him with a hatchet, and he'll be able to play the suffering card even better. Van Gogh got part of his ear cut off. So what?! That cute guy with the coat hanger sculpture exhibit got fucked by a hatchet! Plus he's willing to have his rock band and all their friends hang out in a McDonald's commerical. He's "lovin' it". And look, the black friend with the bass guitar and the Big Mac is wearing a bunnet!