What's the funniest critique you've ever read

[popeye]

Now that is a constructive and classy critique Anyone who thinks comments need to be dry and generic probably shouldn't be here.

I don't operate on any other sites these days, so I don't remember any word for word. I mostly remember stupidity. I once got so annoyed with people demanding to know "what it means" before they apply themselves to reading that on one poem I posted a footnote that read: this is about the plight of the homosexual antelope on a veldt dominated by bigoted wildebeest.

To which one "critic" replied, with no tongue in cheek: you are to be congratulated for your courage in what must have been a very difficult situation.

Which one' s Christian name was Oscar?