Lipstick Sheep (in my defence)
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"With their feet shoved down your willies you might risk a heart attack" -- I think you mean "wellies", otherwise that's got to be really painful!

A NZ comedian got his own back quite well regarding these sorts of jokes. His reply went something like this: yes, we all shag sheep... and then we butcher them and send the meat to Australia, and you bastards eat it. How do you like those lamb chops now?
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Lipstick Sheep (in my defence) - by Smiffy - 02-11-2013, 08:06 PM
RE: Lipstick Sheep (in my defence) - by Leanne - 02-12-2013, 05:00 AM
RE: Lipstick Sheep (in my defence) - by Smiffy - 02-12-2013, 07:35 AM
RE: Lipstick Sheep (in my defence) - by billy - 02-12-2013, 04:52 PM
RE: Lipstick Sheep (in my defence) - by Smiffy - 02-13-2013, 07:52 AM
RE: Lipstick Sheep (in my defence) - by billy - 02-13-2013, 08:02 AM
RE: Lipstick Sheep (in my defence) - by Smiffy - 02-13-2013, 04:34 PM
RE: Lipstick Sheep (in my defence) - by billy - 02-17-2013, 06:14 AM
RE: Lipstick Sheep (in my defence) - by richardpoet - 02-16-2013, 11:31 PM
RE: Lipstick Sheep (in my defence) - by Smiffy - 02-17-2013, 05:23 AM



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