A curious snippet

[Keith]

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A curious snippet had lunch with a cricket
they eat moth ball and mushroom pie.
Mr Snail the waiter came two hours later
with a drink that could close one eye

Now these snippets are prone, if they are left alone
to finding small pieces of cheese
when the cricket partook and his other eye shut
snippet lap danced a re verse strip tease.

but the problem you see and I say this with glee
is that cricket finally came round
and there in his lap the snippet was sat
by seven jumpers, four bras she was bound

Cricket jumped up and his fist he shook
at the clothes ball that lay on the floor
overgarment all gone screamed what have you done
his mistake was to close the door

with madness afoot Miss Snippet jumped up
and swigged on her eye closing brew
they set off in a dance called lost underpants
and from that moment on they just new

Blue bells chimed just in time
as the cockroach arrived at the gate
with snail as the vicar it could have gone quicker
they swapped rings at a quarter too eight

The weather was mild and she heavey with child
felt the urge to call for the cricket
he brought water she gave birth to a daughter
a beautiful two ounch snicket

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A curious snippet had lunch with a cricket
they eat moth ball and mushroom pie
Mr snail the waiter two hours later
brought a drink that closed one eye

Now snippets are proun when left alone
to finding small pieces of cheese
when cricket partook his other eye shut
snippet lap danced a curious strip tease