how far do you go?

[billy]

Billy wrote................has anyone done anything really bad? I bet most have.
i have to say i've done thing's i'm too ashamed to speak of here

Me too, but on lesser level, I've squeezed the life from a dying hamster.
I put a brick inside a pile of autumn leaves and secretly watched as a boy broke his toe trying to scatter them. (Still makes me laugh)
Took someone apart enough times to break them (stops me laughing)
Hit the back of an Austin Allegro whilst singing, Tuesday's Gone, shunted it onto a zebra crossing causing it to knock over an old lady carrying her weekly shop ( milk, apples, eggs and bananas everywhere )
Sit on our garage roof, overlooking next doors fence, getting my younger mate to telephone them at 8:00am on a Saturday morning (she always answered the phone naked)
Shooting a young Sparrow after laying down bread as trap (never shot at anything since)
I once tried Mild spanking, but I kept spilling my pint that could be lost in translation, again.

i'd class them as accidental or pranks.the 8am viewing of naked women i see as inventive thinking i use to go out with my air rifle and many a squirrel got it up the bottom, now i'd never dream about killing an animal i couldn't eat. the broken toe thing isn't that bad.

the hamster thing seems as bit bizarre

as kids we used to stick a piece of hollow grass up a frogs arse and blow them up like balloons, after floating them on a pond we'd throw rocks at them, at the time is was funny. not so much now, but back then we kept the frog population to an all time low. other than that my secrets stay secret